I would never dare fuck a friend's mom, she's the one, honestly!

Brother, I'll give myself a hand job, and you watch — I can't cum without an audience

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

I thought if I called my wife all the time, she just wouldn't have time to change

Sperm comes out of the teacher, but no one will know she's a whore

Proved to his sister that sperm is much more nutritious and tasty than an apple

What a bitch, talking to her husband on the phone while she's with her lover

He distracted his sister from her studies and also came inside her without permission